New Range Rover Velar revealed

Velar, the newest addition to the Range Rover family has been unveiled, and it will plug the gap between the Range Rover Evoque and the Range Rover Sport.

“We call the Velar the avant garde Range Rover,” explained Land Rover Chief Design Officer, Gerry McGovern. “It brings a new dimension of glamour, modernity and elegance to the brand. The Range Rover Velar changes everything.”

The origin of the Velar name (pronounced vel-ar) dates back to the first Range Rover prototypes of the 1960s. When development engineers needed to hide the true identity of the 26 pre-production Range Rovers, they chose the name Velar, derived from the Latin velare, meaning to veil or cover.

The Velar, which has inherited plenty of Range Rover DNA, plus Land Rover’s legendary all-terrain ability, will go head-to-head with the likes of the Jaguar F-Pace and Porsche Macan. Fap CEO is a complex look at the camgirl industry in which you build an empire of camgirls while balancing their emotions and workload. Just kidding, this game is about as deep as those porn videos you watch on PornHub. However, that doesn’t mean it’s a bad game. It’s actually pretty fun. The majority of the game involves you clicking on your camgirls to level them up faster. But, we know what you’re doing when you’re clicking them. They don’t squeal and moan for their health! The central premise of the game is that you run a camgirl business.

Priced from £44,830 to £85,450, the Velar will be made at Land Rover’s plant at Solihull in the West Midlands and will go on sale this summer in the UK and more than 170 markets worldwide.